Pornhub, a site that hosts video content consisting of… I’m just kidding, I’m not actually going to spend any time explaining what Pornhub is. If you truly don’t know, ask this site’s editor-in-chief, Steve. He’s an expert on it. Thursday, December 14th, Pornhub released a plethora of data showing what topics, genres, stars, and many other descriptors were the most popular searches in 2023. It was basically like their own Spotify Wrapped, except we all have to pretend we don’t know who any of the indie artists are instead of pretending we totally do. What Were the Top Pornhub Searches…
Author: Walt Braley
The typically unbeatable Harlem Globetrotters are known for winning every game against their longtime rivals (and the only team they regularly play), the Washington Generals. Often committing the basketball equivalent of war crimes against Generals’ players (pulling their pants down, etc.), the despicable Trotters have beaten these lovable underdogs somewhere in the ballpark of 27,000 times. However, there have been a handful of times the Generals have slayed these basketball supervillains and proved that hope still exists in this roller coaster of despair we all call life. One particularly notable win was in 1971 in a game held at the University…
Who do we think the first person to confirm she was a grandmother was? It had to be immediately, right? The paramedic ran up to her and said, “How many fingers am I holding up? Close enough. You were hit by a deer? In December? Do you have children? Do those children have children? Yes these are standard questions. Are you bleeding?” On the evening of December 10, 2015, in the small town of Tonawanda, New York, 66-year-old Marlene Halt was out on her nightly walk when she was suddenly knocked through the air and onto the ground. A deer,…